The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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