she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
smell my finger.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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