brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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