so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
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So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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