i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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