You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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