can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
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I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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