Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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