Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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