Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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