Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
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Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
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