My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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