As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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