Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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