He asked to "fluff my boner.."
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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