I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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