This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
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He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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