if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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