Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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