You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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