No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Randomize
