It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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