Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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