Already got asked if we're dating
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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