Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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