would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly