So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
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I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over