Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
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apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend