it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
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there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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