Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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