I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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