fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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