I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
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It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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