Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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