wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
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