In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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