soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
either way he was missing a nipple.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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