Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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