After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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