well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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