You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
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The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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