Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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