We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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