We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
You did what with his pubic hair?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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