Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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