In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I know her cup size but not her name....
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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