he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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