I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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