its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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