did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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