I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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