On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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