Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not