I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
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I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...