I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you š
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him āfuck meā eyes during a lecture a few times.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Iām calling dibs!
You canāt call dibs on dick. Thatās free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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