she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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