Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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