He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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